Joking about the new set being ‘under construction’ has actually provided a perfect analogy;

• Bilateral lumpectomy/building inspection with removal of suspicious looking ‘timber’
• Pathology/report showed termites
• Clearance of margins/removal of dangerous looking materials
• Bilateral Mastectomy/internal demolition to remove any trace of ‘nasties’
• Insertion of Tissue Expanders/new flooring and framework
• Silicone Implants/wall cladding, ceiling & carpets

All that’s left now is to decide whether I need nipples/tattooing (fancy front door maybe?), then go on a little shopping spree to take care of the decorating. Lacy bras rather than paintings and vases!